February 2012
192 posts
[6:38:03 AM] Gammy: guess its like a fart cloud thats slowly emanating from parts of the internet and some others are only newly exposed to it and cannot really tell its just someones fart yet - gammy, on homestuck
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“ever since becoming a man with a nose for a head, i have gained a new sense of self-confidence,” said a. “alligator fuckhouse” ashby
turretssyndrome replied to your photo: sup babezzzzzzzzzzz
geez who spanked you so hard
they’re actually giant boils it hurts to sit down
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locriancolonelstiel:
devilishkurumi:
kettugasm:
devilishkurumi:
do i want to spend ~36 bucks for a pair of pink contacts in my rx…
these are gay. you suck.
you suck
seriously though what should i do
36 ain’t bad at all for prescription color lenses just go for it
i heard getting shit in your eye is an easy way to get pink eye
and award for best kim jong il goes to
selftransformingelfmachine:
MOTHERFUCKING NOSEBRO
Anonymous asked: HAVE YOU EVER COMMITTED A FELONY
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breaking news: fireflies is a shitty song
locriancolonelstiel:
nosebro:
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow ow wow wowow wowowow wowow wow
#fireflies #owl city #music #audiophile #lame #joss whedon #wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow ow wow wowow wowowow wowow wow
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that’s a cool song want to hear my ukulele cover of it? *shits inside a ukulele, lights it on fire, and runs off*
locriancolonelstiel:
prettyflyforabonsai:
locriancolonelstiel:
wow i really don’t like jimmy kimmel there is something inherently unlikable about him
#jimmy kimmel
#lol #funny #jimmy #kimmel #wow #gpoy #same #talk show #shit that blows #wtf #hot
#swag
#rage comics #reddit #lolcats #shit anigay people say #whitney houston
breaking news: fireflies is a shitty song
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow ow wow wowow wowowow wowow wow
locriancolonelstiel:
if you weren’t allowed to blog about fandoms on tumblr what would you post about
i think my blog would consist entirely of angels and other winged beings, robots, and tailcoats
my blog would be made of bad jokes and drawings about bad jokes wait
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weed = satan???
scentific proof: 420 = weed 4+2+0 = 6 420 has three digits 420 = 666 what now OBAMA?????
locriancolonelstiel asked: ☛ tell me a story of heartbreak and betrayal
locriancolonelstiel:
you know those people in high school who ate like a tub of peanut butter cups for lunch every day but never gained weight while you were nibbling at the corner of a granola bar trying to conceal your rolls of fat
you know those times when you were an upperclassman but still brought lunchables because someone bought them for you but you didn’t care because lunchables...
turretssyndrome asked: share with me the secret of your socks
selftransformingelfmachine asked: ✞✞✞✞✌
turretssyndrome asked: ✿❀ look now your blog is a garden
there are those times when someone links to something saying it’s good and when i go to it it turns out the person wasn’t being facetious and it’s not hilariously bad like i expected it to be and i become disappointed
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I thought I should make a deep and personal ask...
✞ Your religious Views?
✿ Relationship with your father?
❀ Relationship with your mother?
✩ Who is your most loved person?
☂ What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
❄ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
✖ Had your heart broken?
☛ Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
☁ Who do you miss the most?
✌ Share a secret?
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i kinda wish my ex-friends would stop being terrible people so we could be bros again
emergency dog belly rubber here, step aside
why did i think diet dr pepper and orange juice together would be a good idea i just wanted orange cream soda this is awful
mastergee asked: LOL THE SECOND IMAGE IS ABDOMEN
reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
locriancolonelstiel:
ginger molerat-people alright
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Send me an ask that you really want me to give a...
cool tumblr coming through
how do i knocks over lamp draw a goddamn throws monitor out window beach shore shoves computer tower down a flight of stairs and slowly shuts the door to muffle its screams
hey i left a lil surprise 4 u *there is a turd floating in your soup and i wink @ u* no extra charge ;)
i wish i had any clue what i was doing when colouring this background i’m just putting a bunch of colours down hoping it vaguely resembles an object
whosthisdouchefag asked: do you have any interests
hint: other than butts and noses
hint: other than butts and noses
letsbeahermit asked: are you secretly mad bull 34
Anonymous asked: have you ever eaten your boogers and enjoyed it?
whosthisdouchefag asked: have you ever picked your nose but your nose is your entire head and you pulled your brain out and you are dead
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Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
whosthisdouchefag replied to your post: i’m pretty sure if i ever told anyone that they…
is that your fetish?
it’s a platonic love between us i don’t appreciate you sullying it by implying such carnal desires crosses arms with a huff
i’m pretty sure if i ever told anyone that they were my inspiration, that would be the most insulting thing they ever heard goes back to drawing disembodied swiss army dicks
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wanna swap some ‘tunes bro? *pulls out ipod that entirely consists of the space jam theme and its remixes*
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mastergee replied to your post: google i just need anatomy references for thirteen…
WHAT THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS
i just want to draw princess nautilus is that so much to ask
whosthisdouchefag replied to your post: google i just need anatomy references for thirteen…
you know what you must do
i i really don’t
google i just need anatomy references for thirteen year olds so i can accurately draw them no google stop telling me to look up thirteen year old breasts goddamnit
i want to be hip too animal and fairy otherkins are so last month i want to be this new breed of objects with no central nervous system otherkins i identify as a nose now pamper me, tumblr